Archive for August, 2009

alarming

Posted by tastybun on Monday, 3 August, 2009

I found recently that I was setting off car alarms just by walking past them. At first it was a little disconcerting, but I got used to it pretty shortly. What was weirder was when I was wandering past street lamps and they’d flicker out. At first it was just the odd one.. then more and more until I was wandering about at night in a roving pool of alarms and darkness. They’d turn back on behind me again too, about where the car alarms would stop. Soon I noticed that I stopped seeing people about at nights. I guess they could hear me coming or something. Shortly afterwards I noticed that not only were the car alarms going off, the doors would unlock as well. They’d pop open as I got near and lock again after I’d passed. The best thing though was when it happened to houses. For one thing, I never had to take my keys with me anymore. Also I have a really nice television now..